Ari: Wow... everyone is asking me if I am really dating Eli and Zach. It's all because of you.
I: But you told me to blog that.
Ari: You should have clarified that it was just April Fool's day joke thing.
I: But I thought it'd be funnier without any clarification.
Ari: You should blog that I am not dating anyone.
I: I don't want to literally say that it was just a joke. It's not tricky enough. What if I take more pictures of you and other boys so that it's obvious that you are just pretending to be dating them?
Ari: That's cool! Let's do that.

So
Ari is dating Kip, Harry and Woodley whom Ari refused to be photographed with.