I: Lindsey, everyone's married to you.
Lindsey: Whatt??
I: On Facebook.
Lindsey: I am only married to Bridget.
I: Oh really? I thought Gretchen's marrid to you as well.
Gretchen: Well, I am married to a girl who doesn't go to Oakwood. You can be marrid to only one person.
I: Oh... I didn't know that.
Lindsey: I think it's unfair.
Gretchen: Right! It is unfair.
I: Yeah.. What about Mormons and anyone who practices *polygamy?
Lindsey: YEah! Then only one of the wives will be noticed, and other wives will get mad at their husband!
I: They may even get divorced.
Gretchen: They should change it.

By the way,
Gretchen is not veagan anymore!